I delete my friend's browser history as his last dying request
Adventures of my doggo and I. Fellow dog owners can relate
Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)
I toss salad for the first time and encourage all of you to try it too!
Silly anxiety gets in your way, that’s why I’m here for you (for Lily)
Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!
I teach you how to bake a cake while rustling my jimmies.
I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me
Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoes are sexy AF
I help my babysitter with money problems, but refuse her sex advances
I support your decision to quit smoking and help
I check in on my friend No Sauce who struggles with mental illness
I offer my cute chunky fluff to the community
I trim your armor for free, no ERP needed. You can trust me ✌
I build legos with LegoHub and engage in heartfelt conversations
I wipe down at the gym after an intense workout. No excuses
I go to the gym with you because you're self-conscious
I show up to a birthday party when no one else came
You're a hero to someone, I promise ✌ Continue doing your best!
I give you a surprise because work was awful today for you
Let’s raise money together for RAINN, a charity organization!
A jojo's guide to washing your hands #SCRUBHUB
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1101 - A Lego sweeper is better than a cock sucker!
I assure you that curly hair is attractive no matter what (For Estanna)
I buy lemonade from a lemonade stand. Helping the community.
I buy condoms to practice safe sex
Area 51 Raid Talks With WholesomeTofu (LITTLE BIT LAGGY SORRY :D)
#trashbag challenge is nice, but let's recycle our plastic too!
I offer to become your project partner in class because you're shy
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1104 - Super sexy Lego roll roller (barely legal)
I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night
I buy lunch for my Bro because I love him platonically (Hi Steve n Tevin)
I tell you the words you need to hear
I seduce you with toilet paper and invite you to "quarantine and chill"
I drink water instead of creep slide into DMs when thirsty
I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy
Sexy cosplayer play just dance with clothes on. Family friendly content.
I help you carry groceries so you don't hurt yourself
I help you find diamonds in Minecraft
I drive you to school when you missed the bus
If you believe in Santa, then you can believe in yourself!
Take a rest and stargaze the moon with me as I gently whisper positivity
I give you a virtual hug because we all just need some love
PSA: Don't drink and drive! Change your drinking habits for the better!
I shower with my clothes on because I have morals. Very hot and steamy.
I protect cute Wooloo Pokemon from rule 34
I bring you something to drink because you have migraines
2019 is almost over, keep going, I believe in you! You can do it
I read a bed time story for my niece to help her go to bed
I encourage my male student to join the cooking club
I write descriptions so they can get taken care of
I assure you it's okay to keep practicing your instrument
I motivate you with a rally speech before you storm Area 51
I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.
I invite a girl over to respect her, almost caught by mom
I befriend the new co-worker and invite for lunch because I can
I give you a daily confidence speech about your appearance
I sing and wish you a happy birthday for everyone out there
I baked some cookies for the janitor as a thank you
I comfort you during an intense heartbreak over a relationship
I take care of you, help you get better when you're sick.
Don't be embarrassed about your past! My time potato can fix it
I beat my meat on camera. Raw and No lube.
Stepbrother reads you a bed time story and helps you go to bed
Trouble? I sing you back to bed
I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy
I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch
I'm proud of you for trying to better your life (For Ely)
I bet you one pizza you won't click on this
I bought a Lego spoon and a Lego fork and that made my day!
Every man's dream: a Lego bed
I eat a banana normally. That's all. Nothing Suggestive.
Happily married with your best friend every night